Mind Reading Machine at Candidates Debate

     It was the biggy.

     Fort Lauderdale’s ALL CANDIDATES forum sponsored by the Fort Lauderdale Council of Civic Associations.

    
All 18 Candidates showed up, which was way impressive right from the get-go. Truth is, the Council, sometimes referred to as the Council of Trouble Makers, can be your best friend as a Politician, or something much less than that.

     Anyhow, last night, local all around talented trouble maker Cal Deal snapped these telling  photos and I fed them into the mind reading machine I conveniently keep right here, next to my computer.

     I’d like to know if the machine is accurate. Please send in your comments!

                                                                                                                                                                                                           

                        Trantalis …… ” Hi all, I’m first in line … nanny nanny boo boo!”
                        Rynerson …..  “God I’m tired!”
                        Seiler ……  “Just don’t screw up..just don’t screw up!” 

              
                        

                            Crowd …. “damn it’s hot in here. let’s get the show on the road!”

                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

                       Glassman …..  ” I specifically asked them to put Elfman between me and Charlotte!”
                  Roberts …….   ” my feet hurt!”
                  Elfman   ……..  ” boy, am I loving this!”
                  Teel  …………..  ” this Elfman is kinda cute!”


                                                                                                                                                                                                          

                      all the Mayoral Candidates ….  “OK, we’re listening, we’re listening!”


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              all District III Candidates … “why are we the only damn black people in this room?”


                                                                                                                                                                                                           

                       Lewis …. ” I don’t care if I win…this is fun!” 
                       Rogers ….     ” I’m gonna smoke these guys!”
                       Trodella ….  “wait for me fellas!”


                                                                                                                                                                                               

             Jumbled thoughts spit out of the mind-reading machine! …. “thanks for being here Mom” ….  “stand tall, look Mayoral!” ….. “you love me, you really love me” ….. God, you’re short”…..  I think
I’ll have a Pina Colada when I get home”…. crap, I forgot to call the sign guy back!” “what the hell am I doing here! …………………………………………………….