The neighborhood association was dwindling. Down to its last few paying members, (the neighborhood treasurer even refused to publish the paltry list) – something had to be done!
So, the new Middle River Terrace leaders got a bright idea – let’s fool the suckers !
Here is the letter they sent to all the residents –
The envelope said it came from “Concerned Citizens of Middle River Terrace” and warned its receiver to ……
“OPEN IMMEDIATELY – TIME SENSITIVE INFORMATION FOR YOUR PROPERTY located in Middle River Terrace !
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Well hell yes everyone opened it! . What was going on? Was the City secretly putting a waste dump in the hood? ….burying more arsenic? … placing another Homeless Shelter on Dixie?
….. Nope, when you opened it, it was a standard plea for membership. Please send in $25.
Shame on MRTNA ………..